9 years, 4 months ago

For 2012, I Pledge to Gain Weight

Link: http://enterprise-it-architecture.blogspot.com/2011/12/for-2012-i-pledge-to-gain-weight.html

This year will be different. I am going to oscillate through various diet and exercise programs until I am 20 pounds heavier. I am going to eat more salt, and wait longer to reply to emails and voicemail. I know these don’t sound like good goals, but I have so badly underachieved my resolutions over the past several years that if I miss these by the same degree – I’ll lose weight, lower my